Keli's blog

haave-you-met-ted:

haave-you-met-ted:

no one liked my facebook status tonight even though it’s 10/10 quality

(via sassyturnip)

ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

(via thelaughingmango)

nue:

captainmurrca:

nue:

whats the point of taking math and english?  were never gonna use any of that stuff in the real world.  instead we should have classes that will actually be useful to us.  for example, how to clean a giraffe

Have fun not being able to speak English

have fun Getting rejected from all the jobs u apply to because you Dont know how to clean a giraffe

(via ollivander)

yaoiguai:

here’s how to solve the “gif” versus “jif” problem:

jif sounds fuckin stupid

there you go all done

(Source: skegeton, via thebitchpudding)

thegingersnapgirl:

eatsleepcrap:

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

but what do you do if youre not sorry at all

(via llamas-for-president)